Julio Geordio is a character from Harry Enfield's Television Programme portrayed by Enfield's comedy partner Paul Whitehouse.

A Colombian footballer who has recently joined Newcastle United. Interview after interview passes with Julio gaining more and more a Geordie accent as he describes events on and off the field, the latter often involving 'liaisons' with pin-up girls of the time such as The Spice Girls and Dani Behr. Probably inspired by the arrival of Faustino Asprilla at Newcastle United in 1995.